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Myth, Magic, Mayhem
Raise a little hell now and again

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 Hi brats! Mal, 20 year old female. Discovered the wonders of Tumblr one cold December night and my life was forever changed. I get bored easily and when I get bored, I get into trouble. I'm a fandom blog with a side of everything else. Check out my Tags page to see exactly what I'm into. Now go forth my minions and conquer!

kaijusizefeels:


lokefanart:

just a thing i tried a whiiiile back
btw it’s a poorly animated gif, in case it’s static for some people with a shitty internet connection like me.

Ohhhhh so beautiful and HEARTBREAKING! I NEED the Hansens to be happy so badly!

kaijusizefeels:

lokefanart:

just a thing i tried a whiiiile back

btw it’s a poorly animated gif, in case it’s static for some people with a shitty internet connection like me.

Ohhhhh so beautiful and HEARTBREAKING! I NEED the Hansens to be happy so badly!

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

ada-cabot:

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

- it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

jussttom:

pandaskunk:

jesus-wubs-you:

rednailsandtea:

hhanons-princess:

lifehackable:

How to be the “Perfect” Girlfriend

THIS IS PERFECT OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND I REALLLY LIKE NUMBER TWO

"Neither feminism nor sexism is going to help you when you’re hungry."

I was waiting for extreme BS and then there was none and I am content with this video. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Im crying right now.

someone needs to gif the part that says “neither feminism or sexism are going to help you when you’re hungry.”

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

Ummm….yellow is my favorite :)

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

bleep0bleep:

heathyr:

THERE’S BEEN AN INCIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT’S SON (WHO IS SO VERY LOVED BY THE PUBLIC) NEEDS TO BE MOVED NOW

[movie narrator voice] IN A WORLD WHERE THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD’S ONLY WEAKNESS ISHIS QUICK-TO-DODGE-SECURITY- ENTHUSIASTIC-FRESHLY-GRADUATED-FROM-COLLEGE SON, THE COUNTRY IS ON EDGE WHEN THE FIRST SON DISAPPEARS. THE RANSOM DEMAND IS HIGH BUT THE STAKES ARE CLEAR THE KIDNAPPERS MEAN TO SEND A MESSAGE AND DON’T PLAN ON RETURNING HIM ALIVE. THE ONE FORMER SECRET SERVICE AGENT WHO QUIT HIS JOB MONTHS AGO BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF GETTING TOO CLOSE TO HIS CHARGE NOW IS DETERMINED TO BRING HIM BACK 

[dramatic fade to black, the music swells and then fades, and then the only sound is the slick slide of leather over skin]

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sanguis-potestas-est:

Destiel + touch

True Love…